Well here ya have it folks. We’ve finally figured out why eggs cost so damn much.
Don’t believe what the mainstream media is trying to tell you. There’s no grand conspiracy from the big egg corporations to inflate prices, and the bird flu wasn’t even that bad.
Nope. The reason eggs cost as much as your rent is that all of the damn chickens are out skiing instead of laying eggs.
Don’t believe me? Check out the video below:
Let me stop you right there. I know exactly what you’re going to say:
“This is definitely fake. Are you an idiot?!?!?!”
First off, yes, I am an idiot.
Second, are you meaning to tell me that computers have gotten so good that they can teach chickens to 50/50 a rail?! No way Jose.
There’s only one explanation. Chickens are evolving.
Charles Darwin hypothesized that all species evolve through natural selection. So, there’s clearly some sort of environmental benefit for these chickens to learn how to ride rails. Who are we to question it?
All hail our future chicken overlords. Today they learned how to ski. Tomorrow they’ll be ruling the world.